This is still a motherfcking website.

Seriously, it takes minimal fcking effort to improve this sh*t.

7 fcking declarations.

That's how much CSS it took to turn that grotesque pile of sh*t into this easy-to-read masterpiece. It's so fcking simple and it still has all the glory of the original perfect-ass website:

And guess what, motherfcker:

You never knew it, but it's easy to improve readability on your site. Here's how.

Let it breathe

Look at lines 1 and 2 of some sh*tty website you're building. Assuming they're not married they probably shouldn't be humping. The defaults are trash -- pick a minimum line-height: 1.4 for body copy. Headings should be tighter. If you can't see that...piss off.

If your text hits the side of the browser, fck off forever. You ever see a book like that? Yes? What a sh*tty book.

A little less contrast

Black on white? How often do you see that kind of contrast in real life? Tone it down a bit, asshole. I would've even made this site's background a nice #EEEEEE if I wasn't so focused on keeping declarations to a lean 7 fcking lines.

Size Matters

I know your partner says otherwise, but it's true. Bump that body copy to render close to 16px or more. Smaller type works well for print, not the screen.

Line-width, motherfcker

Looking at an LCD screen is strainful enough. Don't make me read a line of text that's 200 fcking characters long. Keep it to a nice 60-80 and users might actually read more than one sentence of your worthless dribble.

Yes, this is also fcking satire, you fck

I love what the creator of this site's inspiration did. What I'm saying is that it's so, so simple to make sites easier to read. Websites are broken by default, they are functional, high-performing, and accessible, but they're also fcking ugly. You and all the other web designers out there need to make them not total sh*t.

"You're a fcking moron if you use default browser styles."
- Eleanor Roosevelt

Epilogue

Inspired by the geniuses behind motherfckingwebsite.com and txti.

This page—that isn't a total fcking eyesore—was created by me with help from him.

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